Dog Builds Sandcastle-- Finds Missing Family Inside

While locals made fun of a retarded dog for building a sandcastle on a field in the midst of winter, police we...
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Brother's Family Portrait Turns to Murder on xGmas

Tis the season to be Golden, that's what I always say. The ever popular Goldtmas started last night at sun...
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Dog Does Awesome Stunts and Shit While Parents Away

Kleenex Radbury does a lot of cool shit whenever he feels like it. Some refer to him as the 'neighborhood ...
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Dog Serves Tunafish and Grenade Sandwich to Murderer

The days of trouble and torment are over for dog Herman Linzioni after he successfully assassinated his master...
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Tom Hanks to Play Famous Dog Hero in Upcoming Movie

You may not have heard of him yet, but Snacktime the famous dog hero will become a household name when his heroic tale of he...
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Dog Winning Hide and Seek Competition with Blind Horse

What started as a friendly game has turned into a record shattering hide-and-go-seek competition between horse...
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Dog First Ever to Order "Food on the Rocks"

God applauded yesterday when Throne the dog made the choice of a lifetime at Murmie’s bar pubbery. Throne was ...
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