Greetings children, Please enjoy the backlog of what was previously True American Dog . All stories are archived on the right, with a link t...
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Dog Narc Works Undercover at College Party
It's hard to be cool nowadays, and even harder to be kewl. That's why po...
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News Alert - December 17
Dog ends war after catching grenade. Old woman murdered for cooking dog. Hal Cronweld dies...
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Dog Builds Sandcastle-- Finds Missing Family Inside
While locals made fun of a retarded dog for building a sandcastle on a field in the midst of winter, police we...
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News Alert - December 16
Eagle ruins dog's dinner plans. Dog awaits first fan to come to his book signing. Dog ...
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Brother's Family Portrait Turns to Murder on xGmas
Tis the season to be Golden, that's what I always say. The ever popular Goldtmas started last night at sun...
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News Alert - December 15
Stand-in Dog Mayor gives speech to start the Goldtmas festivities-- assassinated by his brother shortly after. ...
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Dog Does Awesome Stunts and Shit While Parents Away
Kleenex Radbury does a lot of cool shit whenever he feels like it. Some refer to him as the 'neighborhood ...
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News Alert - December 14
Dog finds missing family in gun. Dog challenges Mia Hamm to play one last game before she retires. New ...
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Dog Serves Tunafish and Grenade Sandwich to Murderer
The days of trouble and torment are over for dog Herman Linzioni after he successfully assassinated his master...
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News Alert - December 13
Giant Dog spotted playing in lake. Dogs fight over who saw vampire first. Horse gives fath...
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Tom Hanks to Play Famous Dog Hero in Upcoming Movie
You may not have heard of him yet, but Snacktime the famous dog hero will become a household name when his heroic tale of he...
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News Alert - December 10
Dog offers stolen sea horse to owner. Puppies sleep with corpse of their previous owner for comfort. Dog ...
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Dog Winning Hide and Seek Competition with Blind Horse
What started as a friendly game has turned into a record shattering hide-and-go-seek competition between horse...
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News Alert - December 9
Public affection amongst dogs gross-- get a life. Old man steals copy of True American Dog away from its rig...
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Eagle Samurai's Murder Plans Foiled by Soil
Ancient treasure Eagle Samurai was arrested yesterday on the charge of attemped murder. His target: hot-shot d...
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News Alert - December 8
Hibernating dog worries about the frigid winter. Homie the Dawg's new reality TV series is a hit. Law...
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Super Dog Gets Impaled by Horse's Yacht
The world has lost its only super dog in an odd string of events that led to the impalement of super dog "...
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News Alert - December 7
New watch for dogs is awesome. Rare breed of ceramic horse dies. Baby ruins dog's bath...
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Dog Uses Explosives to Put Out Forest Fire
In an attempt to rid California of its yearly fire troubles, Chip (or "T-Rex" as some call him), bom...
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News Alert - December 6
Dog controls clouds with sharpened bone. Dog moves into new house. Dog steals stick from t...
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Dog First Ever to Order "Food on the Rocks"
God applauded yesterday when Throne the dog made the choice of a lifetime at Murmie’s bar pubbery. Throne was ...
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News Alert - December 3
Woman teaches old dog new trick. Dog helps boy saw horse in half. Dog lassos corpse to saf...
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Man Puts Dog to the Test
Neighborhood genius Philip Thee Garbedge began his work today to determine the strength of a dog's raditud...
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News Alert - December 2
Barfy Scorpion lands a babysitting job. Star dog sells his dumb frame collection. Vampire breaks ...
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Dog Gives Haircuts to Children on Moon
After running out of room on Earth, world renowned barber-dog Haggy has decided to bring his business to the m...
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News Alert - December 1
Dog plants tree with chainsaw. Horse gets awesome bronze eagle for hood ornament. Study sh...
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